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If you think you have trouble supporting a wife, try not supporting her. ~Unknown

Your net worth to the world is usually determined by what remains after your bad habits are subtracted from your good ones. ~ Benjamin Franklin

I lived in solitude in the country and noticed how the monotony of a quiet life stimulates the creative mind. ~ Albert Einstein

Love is the fulfilling of the Law. ~ Romans 13:10

I am lord of myself, accountable to none. ~ Benjamin Franklin
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Where there is no law there is no transgression. ~ Romans 4:15

The completely untraveled person will view all foreigners as the savage regards the members of another herd. But the man who has traveled, or who has studied international politics, will have discovered that, if he had to prosper, it must, to some degree, become amalgamated with other herds. ~ Bertrand Russel

Ambition is not a vice of little people. ~ Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Very little of the great cruelty shown by men can really be attributed to cruel instinct. ~ Albert Schweitzer

Whatever we expect with confidence becomes our own self-fulfilling prophecy. ~ Brian TracyI am an atheist, thank God! ~ Luis Buñuel

Is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's blunders? ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

There are ten thousands and ten thousands of priests of all the Christian confessions, who perform their ecclesiastical duties just as well as or probably better than the political agitators without ever coming into conflict with the laws of the State. ~ Adolf Hitler

There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford. ~ John Bradford

I find the Englishman to be him of all men who stands firmest in his shoes. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

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It isn't what you do, but how you do it. ~ John Wooden

A man of courage is also full of faith. ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero

To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who never get carried away should be. ~ Malcolm Forbes

A torchlight procession marching down your throat. ~ John Louis O'Sullivan

The most beautiful things in the universe are the starry heavens above us and the feeling of duty within us. ~ Indian Proverb

Sanely applied advertising could remake the world. ~ Stuart Chase

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Every real thought on every real subject knocks the wind out of somebody or other. ~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

Affection between adults (if they are really adult in mind and not merely grown up children) and creatures so relatively selfish and cruel as children necessarily are without knowing it or meaning it, cannot be called natural. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending. ~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

We walk alone in the world. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends, such as we desire, are dreams and fables. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little. ~ James Stewart

Law in origin was merely a codification of the power of dominant groups, and did not aim at anything that to a modern man would appear to be justice. ~ Bertrand Russel

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something. ~ Chauncey Depew

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen. ~ Ernest Hemingway

We believe that the applause of silence is the only kind that counts. ~ Alfred Jarry

Prosperity makes friends and adversity tries them. ~ Publilius Syrus

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To be humble to superiors is duty, to equals courtesy, to inferiors’ nobleness. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Personality is the dynamic organization within the individual of those psychophysical that determine his unique adjustment to his environment. ~ Gordon Allport

We must never neglect the patient's own use of his symptoms. ~ Alfred Adler

I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age. ~ Voltaire

Cultivated with the best habits. ~ Anon

The crowd gives the leader new strength. ~ Evenius

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There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. ~ Josh Billings

It is not possible to give an adequate idea of the higher feelings of wonder, admiration, and devotion which fill and elevate the mind. ~ Charles Darwin

Don't let the negativity given to you by the world disempower you. Instead give to yourself that which empowers you. ~ Les Brown

Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear. ~ Edgar Allan Poe

Live long and prosper. ~ Spock

Wilt thou seal up the avenues of ill? Pay every debt, as if God wrote the bill! ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life's a bitch, and life's got lots of sisters. ~ Ross Presser

So much to do; so little done. ~ Lord Alfred Tennyson

You may imitate, but never counterfeit. ~ Honore de Balzac

I want to know the thoughts of God, the rest are details. ~ Albert Einstein

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Never repeat old grievances. ~ Proverb

To paint a fine picture is far more important than to sell it. ~ Edward Alden Jewell

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech. ~ George Bernard Shaw

For organizations and employees alike, the only real security is the ability to grow, change and adapt. ~ Denis Kearney

I was not the lion, but it fell to me to give the lion's roar. ~ Winston Churchill

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There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe. ~ Don Herold

The intellectual is constantly betrayed by his vanity. God-like, he blandly assumes that he can express everything in words; whereas the things one loves, lives and dies for are not, in the last analysis, completely expressible in words. ~ Anne Morrow Lindbergh

Be it ever so humble, there's no opinion like one's own. ~ Unknown

Talent is commonly developed at the expense of character. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular. ~ Edward Gibbon

I do then with my friends as I do with my books. I would have them where I can find them, but I seldom use them. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

To be blind is not miserable not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. ~ John Milton

He is great who is what he is from nature, and who never reminds us of others. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

The basis of effective government if public confidence. ~ John Fitzgerald Kennedy

What do you think, Subhuti, does it occur to a Tathagata, `by me have beings been set free' ? Not thus should you see it, Subhuti ! And why ? There is not any being whom the Tathagata has set free. ~ Buddha

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Chance is the providence of adventurers. ~ Napoleon Bonaparte

I think no virtue goes with size. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Tis a brave master; let it have scope : Follow it utterly, Hope beyond hope: High and more high. It dives into noon, with wing unspent, Untold intent; But it is a god, Knows its own path, And the outlets of the sky….. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment. ~ Unknown


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Never waste jealousy on a real man: it is the imaginary man that supplants us all in the long run. ~ George Bernard Shaw

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. ~ Bertrand Russell

A hard fall means a high bounce... if you're made of the right material. ~ Unknown

The choicest thing this world has for a man is affection. ~ Josiah Gilbert Holland

You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong. ~ Abraham Lincoln

Of all earthly creatures, humans alone have the power to choose. ~ Unknown

I hate the theatre, I also hate the sight of blood, but it's in my veins. ~ Charlie Chaplin

A community is like the ones who govern it. ~ Marcus T. Cicero

The only person who is educated is the one who has learnt how to learn and change. ~ Carl Rogers

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Our friends don't see our faults, or conceal them, or soften them. ~ Joseph Addison

Nor knowest thou what argument Thy life to thy neighbour's creed has lent. All are needed by each one; Nothing is fair or good alone. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Think of these things, whence you came, where you are going, and to whom you must account. ~ Benjamin Franklin

Great is the hand that holds dominion over man by a scribbled name. ~ Dylan Thomas

Labor is the beginning, the middle, and the end of art. ~Anon

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Faith is deliberate confidence in the character of God whose ways you may not understand at the time. ~ Oswald Chambers

We learn by doing. ~ Aristotle

To live is like to love-all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. ~ Samuel Butler

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true. ~ James Branch Cabell

No agency is better than its account executives. ~ Morris Hite

Better to be without logic than without feeling. ~ Charlotte Bronte

Nobody owes anybody a living, but everybody is entitled to a chance. ~ Jack Dempsey

When we know the goal of a person, we know approximately what will follow. ~ Alfred Adler

Dreading that climax of all human ills the inflammation of his weekly bills. ~ Lord Byron

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being ended sooner. ~ George Bernard Shaw

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There is no achievement without goals. ~ Robert J. McKaine

His wit and irony - particularly when he uses them to condemn superstition - are inimitable. ~ Bertrand Russell

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try. ~ Beverly Sills

Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth. ~ Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Education begins a gentleman, conversation completes him. ~ Dr. Thomas Fuller

That terrible mood of depression of whether it's any good or not is what is known as The Artist's Reward. ~ Ernest Hemingway

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I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for. ~ William Wycherley

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. ~ Anton Chekhov

It is a good thing to learn caution from the misfortunes of others. ~ Publilius Syrus

When a diplomat says yes he means perhaps; when he says perhaps he means no; when he says no he is no diplomat. ~ Author Unknown

The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
If positive Christianity means love of one's neighbour, i.e. the tending of the sick, the clothing of the poor, the feeding of the hungry, the giving of drink to those who are thirsty, then it is we who are the more positive Christians. ~ Adolf Hitler

Nine-tenths of the existing books are nonsense and the clever books are the refutation of that nonsense. ~ Benjamin Disraeli

It is to see the faults of others, but difficult to see once own faults. One shows the faults of others like chaff winnowed in the wind, but one conceals one’s own faults as a cunning gambler conceals his dice. ~ Gautama Siddharta

The more one loves a mistress, the more one is ready to hate her. ~ Francois De La Rochefoucauld

One of the big differences between the nonachiever and the achiever is that the latter has mastered the art of applying the obvious. ~Allan Cox

The story of this collection...

During a period of intense spam, these quotes were found in my inbox for over a years length of time, sent to me by an unknown spammer. After admiring the quality of these quotes and sayings, I decided to save and compile them pretty much in the order that I received them. Each time they would start with a greeting in some language or another, and each group seeming to have a theme of some kind. I started to make it into a collage project, and then started to find out and addendum the quotes with the authors name. This is what I have gotten done so far, and will continue to hunt down the rest of the authors as time goes by and post them. As of now, I have over 100 pages of these memorable euphemisms to share with you. Enjoy!